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507: He learned to ride that bicycle just to fool you.
506: Do you have to play that harp at 3am? Really?
505: you know, metaphorically.
504: But the first and the middle parts are a-mazing!
502: I love cake. But I had some earlier today already.
501: Big fancy money cock assholes.
500: I have to be me
499: unless…do they have a candy dish in the car?
498: she told me i was the best mistake she ever made
497: The school for girls who like schools for girls
496: Oh! Oh man, we should bring an old-timey lantern!